So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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