This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Randomize
