The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i drank out of a bidet.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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