So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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