the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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