I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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