Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I wish i was in the wii world.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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