this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
is it fun? or sober?
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