Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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