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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
why is half of my head shaved?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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