do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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