U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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