Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Randomize
