I got chris browned last night
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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