On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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