I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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