16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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