Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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