I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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