i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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