after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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