using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize
