Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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