Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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