So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Randomize
