I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
