Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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