Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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