my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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