DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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