just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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