what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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