apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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