I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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