We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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