Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Enjoy the penises
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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