Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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