FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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