party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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