Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
How does one acquire holy water?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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