love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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