i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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