i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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