This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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