he shaved USA in his pubs
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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