I like to think it a success when the cops are called
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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