Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You need Xanax blowdarts
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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