the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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