Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
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