He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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